Bathing Suit Dilemma
A married couple are at the beach sitting on a blanket.
A man with a body of a dancer wearing a bikini swimsuit walks by.
Husband: Hmm… Want ME to wear a Speedo?
Husband: Why not? I’ve got nothing to hide.
Wife: That’s the problem.
“I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe – I believe what I believe is right.” — George W. Bush