Counting On His Fingers

There was a little boy who had just learned to count on his fingers. One day his uncle came to visit and the boy was anxious to show off his newly acquired skill. He told the uncle to ask him an addition question. So the uncle asked, “What is three plus four?” The little boy …

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The Best Wife In The World, Till Now

I have to share an experience that happened in my nursing class about sexuality. You see we are about to graduate from an LPN program this week and this person I’m going to tell you about will be a new nurse. Our instructor was lecturing about self-examination of the breast or testicles when a female …

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The Sizing Fence

A man walked into the drug store and shyly asked the pretty girl behind the counter if he could buy some condoms. Seeing his discomfort, the girl decided to have some fun. She asked what size he needed. He said he didn’t really know. So the girl said they come in three sizes, and that …

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Being Prepared

A man wakes up his wife during the night with a glass of water in one hand and two aspirin in the other. She asks, “What’s this for?” “This is for your headache,” he says. She says, “But I don’t have a headache.” He smiles and says, “Gotcha!” =============== “If you love something, set it …

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Nudist Colony

Bob joins a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day he takes off his clothes and starts wandering around. A gorgeous petite blonde walks by him and the man immediately gets an erection. The woman notices his erection, comes over to him grinning sweetly and says: “Sir, did you call for me?” Bob replies …

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