Dear Reader…..

I am a creature from outer space and I have come down to earth and transformed myself into this piece of mail. I am currently having sex with your eyeballs and I know you’re enjoying it because you are smiling. When you’re finished, send me on to someone else, because I am getting horny. Thank …

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101 Big Dick Jokes

In case you haven’t heard enough 14 year old boys try to be really funny, here’s a really stupid list of jokes regarding the size of the male member. If you make it through all 101, you have WAY too much time on your hands… 1. My dick is so big, there’s still snow on …

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Young Scottish Love

A young Scottish lad and lassie were sitting on a low stone wall, holding hands, and just gazing out over the loch. For several minutes they sat silently, then finally the girl looked at the boy and said, “A penny for your thoughts, Jim.” “Well, uh, I was thinkin’. . .perhaps it’s aboot time for …

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Gambling

Bubba is put before the judge’s bench because he is on trial for paying a prostitute for sex. “How do you plead?” asks the judge, to the defendant. “Not Guilty, your honor.” Showing him a videotape of the alleged act, the prosecutor responds, “How can you possibly convince the court of your innocence, if we …

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Multi-Syllable

The first grade teacher was starting a new lesson on multi-syllable words. She thought it would be a good idea to ask a few of the children examples of words with more than one syllable. “Jane, Do you know any multi-syllable words?” “After some thought Jane proudly replied with Monday.” “Great Jane. That has two …

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