Nude Running

Mary was having an affair during the day while her husband was at work. One day, she was in bed with her boyfriend Ralph, when she heard her husband’s car pull in the driveway. She yelled at Ralph, “Hurry! Grab your clothes and jump out the window, my husband is home early!”. Ralph looked out …

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Regular Milkman

Mrs. Trent, seated in her living room, heard the back door slam. Thinking it was her young son, she called, “I’m in here, darling. I’ve been waiting for you.” There was no answer for a moment and then a strange voice faltered, “I’m sorry, but I ain’t your regular milkman.” ==================== “By way of background: …

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Once Is Never Enough For Randy

A farmer wanted to have his hens serviced, so he went to the market looking for a rooster. He was hoping he could get a special rooster – one that could service all of his many hens and when he told this to the market vendor, the vendor replied: “I have just the rooster for …

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Invited To A Party

Sam has been in the computer business for 25 years and is finally sick of the stress. He quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in Vermont as far from humanity as possible. Sam sees the mail carrier once a week and gets groceries once a month. Otherwise it’s total peace and quiet. …

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Mermaid

A young man was walking on the beach one day and spied another man sunning himself on a beach towel. He noticed that the man’s body was proportionately larger than his head and was caught staring when the sunning man opened his eyes. “I’m sorry,” the young man said, “I don’t mean to stare but …

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