It Feels So Good

It Feels So Good A man comes home from work one day and he says to his wife: “Honey, I got a new secretary. And imagine what happened! She’s got a red and white bra. You know, these are the colors of my favorite football team. Anyway, it’s not a big deal but it feels …

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A Dozen Oysters

A Dozen Oysters The bride-to-be and her best friend were discussing her impending wedding. “If you want an unforgettable wedding night,” her friend said, “get him to eat a dozen oysters after the ceremony.” A week after, the new bride thanked her friend but said plaintively, “Only eight of the oysters worked.” ==================== “It’s really …

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Floored Her

Floored Her A man returns home from work early one day and enters through the kitchen door. He sees his wife on her hands and knees scrubbing the floor. She only has an apron on, the husband gets a big hard on, so he sneaks up behind her and starts humping his wife doggy style. …

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Sex As We Age

Sex As We Age At his wedding reception, the young groom’s granddad congratulated his grandson and said: “The secret to enjoying a long and happy marriage, is to listen to each other at all times, respect each other’s wishes and to try to have sex in moderation. That way, your marriage will last as long …

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I’m Filing For A Divorce

I’m Filing For A Divorce “I’ve had it with my wife.” said the one drinking buddy to the other. “I’m filing for a divorce.” “Sorry to hear that pal.” said his partner. “May I ask why?” “I found her supply of birth control pills.” said the first. “Listen Frank, with all due respect to your …

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