Weight Watchers Meeting

Weight Watchers Meeting Mrs. Grednik, who was a little on the chubby side, was at her weight-watchers meeting. “My husband insists I come to these meetings because he would rather screw a woman with a trim figure.” she lamented to the woman next to her. “Well,” the lady replied, “what’s wrong with that?” “He likes …

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No Clothes To Wear

No Clothes To Wear Bob came home from work one day and found Mary sitting on the edge of the bed, naked. He asked her, “Mary, why are you sitting there without any clothes on?” And Mary said, “I don’t have any clothes to wear.” Bob said, “Don’t be silly – you got lots of …

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Marlene’s Secret Code

Marlene’s Secret Code Marlene was telling a friend over lunch that she had given all her beaus pet names that also served as a secret reminder of their sexual talents. As luck would have it, one of her beaus passed by, and Marlene called out to him, ….”Hey, Johnny Walker. How’s it going, baby?” Her …

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Hum Drum

Hum Drum This couple was married 25 years, and the man went to the doctor and told the doctor that he and his wife were having trouble making love. He said it’s gotten to be a hum drum affair and what could the doc do about it. Well, he thought a minute, and he told …

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Wheelchair Racing

Wheelchair Racing An old lady in a nursing home is wheeling up and down the halls in her wheelchair making sounds like she’s driving a car. As she’s going down the hall an old man jumps out of a room and says, “Excuse me ma’am but you were speeding. Can I see your driver’s license?” …

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